DoC- Maybe it's Like Sniffing Butts

"What even is the point of this dumb day? Every year, we go out in these weird clothes, it's the same damn thing."

"Maybe it's like sniffing butts. You ever seen a human sniff a butt? Cuz lemme tell ya, I ain't never seen one do it. Maybe this is what they do instead, they make these little body blankets, dress up in all kinds'a colors and junk, and parade around with treats n stuff once a year.

"That does not seem like a fair trade off. Who would choose to never sniff a butt again for the sake of one day a year?"

"Well they've got a few days like this. There's that one with the tree in the winter time and that other one right after-"

"The one with the colorful thunder?"

"Yeah that one. Maybe that's just what it is. Instead of sniffing butts, they get together sometimes and do special stuff. Some days it's trees with lights on 'em, some days colored thunder, some days it's costumes and candy."

"Man humans are strange."

"Yeah they are. I blame the lack of fur. I bet their brains get too cold."








Chicago and 's character Lumberjack, who hasn't been accepted yet but hopefully will be.

Happy Halloween everyone. Hope you all have fun.